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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Man I sometimes have dreams that everyone suddenly realizes Trump is senile, is removed from office, the US apologizes for what he's done, pays everything back, presses undo on everything.
Its not too late. Undo America!

senile

fun fact: The word "senate" goes back to the same origin than the world "senile": Both go back to latin "senex" meaning old man.

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Make American great again again

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Every action I take is with that goal in mind.