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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Registration and login should be password less anyway. There's alredy tech for doing it with cellphone or external hardware key.

Storing your password hash is just stupid and insecure

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 8 points 20 hours ago

But you can lose that hardware or it breaks very easily.

[–] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Until you lose your cellphone or hardware key, that is.

Also, I will not pay any money for a thing just to authenticate myself with.

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world -5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Until you lose your cellphone or hardware key, that is.

Same thing if you lose your password database or your master password.

Also, I will not pay any money for a thing just to authenticate myself with.

You've alredy paid for your cellphone and it is alredy equipped with necessary circutry

[–] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 1 points 13 hours ago

By paying money I meant specifically the hardware keys, of which I would also need at least two, just for backup/availability reasons.

Yes, if I lose my phone and my passords are all just on there, I am in trouble, but I currently don't handle it that way.

But if a service relies on specifically my phone (or any other single device) as a factor and it breaks or gets lost, I’m potentially in trouble and I don’t like that.