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The Void Would Very Much Like You to Stop Screaming Into It (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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Hey. It’s me. The Void.

We need to talk.

I know I don’t usually say anything. I know this is usually a one-way street, and you’re used to that. You’re used to me sitting there and just kind of taking it. That’s probably my fault. That’s on me.

But we’ve got to sit down and talk about a few things.

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[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 day ago


...mooing into the void...