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Trump says he’d endorse Jake Paul for political office (www.usatoday.com)

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Idk maybe they could spend a few months telling us their ideas, and then the people could go and pick the candidate they like the most, like some sort of election

You believe their lies?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I might be more willing to listen if it isn't the same doofus who lied to me in the last election

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If they've held office before then you'll know from their track record what they are like without needing to trust the campaign trail blather.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, you know they're shit and keep electing them anyway. Like Nancy Pelosi.