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[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ngl, I would love a trip to Europe. I'm not the biggest fan of ranch but I'd put ranch on every damn thing they want. Europeans would be side eyeing me like mad. Wouldn't care. Got free trip.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But do you need extra dressing when the whole kitchen staff have already hocked up their chunkiest loogies to hold up their end of the cultural exchange?

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 1 week ago

If they're anything like me, I think the europeans just wouldn't know wtf you're dousing your meal with