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“Erika Kirk will continue his legacy, and will be a fearless advocate for the most elite airpower force in the history of the world whose warriors keep our nation safe, strong and free.”
Do you think Erika Kirk could even describe to you how airplanes fly with a basic grade school explanation?
Well, in your case is the "state fair carnival ride that was on the evening news"-kind of swinging and roundingabout.
You know, the kind of a ride that you know at least three people that broke their elbows and somehow makes your cousin twitch every time he hears a pneumatic brake.
That made me chuckle, thanks friend.. I was having a mood swing, and ya put a smile on my face.
It was definitely a funny way for the universe to save my ass. Took the wind outta my sails though. I wanted to serve since I was a wee lad. But I'm a different man now.