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“Erika Kirk will continue his legacy, and will be a fearless advocate for the most elite airpower force in the history of the world whose warriors keep our nation safe, strong and free.”

Do you think Erika Kirk could even describe to you how airplanes fly with a basic grade school explanation?

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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 69 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Kirk, a former Miss Arizona beauty pageant winner, was also recognized by Trump during the president’s State of the Union address to a joint session of Congress in February.

She was hired because of ~~nepotism~~ her qualifications...

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 44 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

She was hired because she's proven herself to be a valuable psychopath and propaganda operative; those are the only relevant qualifications to the American nazi party.

[–] rozodru@piefed.world 23 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

she'll also be Vance's "Wife" soon if they deem him ready to be next in line. last thing they'd want is an Indian as first lady.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 15 points 15 hours ago

She got herself upholstered in black leather and JD is starting ICE investigation into his wife.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 6 points 15 hours ago

Vance is not getting the succession though. Ha. That fucking tool? No one likes him, that's why he was chosen, so the big man wouldn't be shunted aside for him.

After the dust has settled, Vance will be chopped liver mark my words. Hopefully this cynical bitch throws in her lot with him and get wasted too. Silver lining.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know about that, she'd be useful to point to so they can say "see, we're not racist! We tolerate her existence!"

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 2 points 13 hours ago

The mask is off. The don't care if we think their racist and the certainly don't want to tolerate any brown people.