this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2026
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, she could have airlocked Tuvix & fired a photon torpedo at him just to see if a cute flower and some commander would pop out. Or perhaps coffee beans, you never know until you try.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

...Unless you seduce Q ... Then you can basically ensure coffee..

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Then one can become coffee & just ouroboros oneself in an endless self-gratifying loop.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

As long as Tuvix is not in this oruboros, I'm in

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

But if he were, you would get to kill him every loop...?

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 9 hours ago

Computer, disable safety protocols