this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2026
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Well, she could have airlocked Tuvix & fired a photon torpedo at him just to see if a cute flower and some commander would pop out. Or perhaps coffee beans, you never know until you try.
...Unless you seduce Q ... Then you can basically ensure coffee..
Then one can become coffee & just ouroboros oneself in an endless self-gratifying loop.
As long as Tuvix is not in this oruboros, I'm in
But if he were, you would get to kill him every loop...?
Computer, disable safety protocols