this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2026
934 points (98.7% liked)

Not The Onion

20868 readers
1611 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 302 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Its "I only speak english and bad english" you uncultured fuck

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago

Ah, that’s where the name comes.

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean, wash-your-sister-sauce?!

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can really taste the anchovy!

I am so sorry. I don't know what came over me.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Probably your sister.

~I’ll show myself out.~

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

"Subparest" when you wanna sound fancy

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...I think they're quoting 'the fifth Element' up there.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Ironically, that movie is French.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

14 and edgy English yo.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Boom! Big bada boom!