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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

That's pretty racist of Patrick tbh. Why do you only want to marry someone of your own species? Why not some nice person outside your species like Sandy or Squidward or Mrs Puff? Are you a starfish supremacist?

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Right. Plus, as this commenter suggests, "species" is the correct singular and plural.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I think you mean speciesist.

Racism would imply Patrick hates specific flavours of icecream.

Personally, I don't "hate" any specific flavours of ice cream, but I do have my favourites, and I really don't want them mixing because I'm afraid of chocolate and rainbow.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Strawberry can fuck off back to where it came from.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Its not racist to only hate strawberry ice cream.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 hours ago

Despite chocolate making up just 13% of icecream sales, it's responsible for 50% of Neapolitan related race mixing.

I NEED THESE THREE FLAVOURS IN SEPARATE TUBS!!! REEEEE!!!