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Convincing (media.piefed.social)
submitted 3 days ago by perishthethought@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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(The meme's author may be convinced but I am still not, to be clear)

From: https://terra.incognita.net/@RainofTerra/116168632108345829

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[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 42 points 3 days ago (3 children)

this seems like something I would do too, which is why I haven't installed fail2ban

[–] ramasses@social.ozymandias.club 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

You should really install fail2ban, just for peace of mind. If you dont, at the very least setup SSH keys.

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

unless I have an insecure password or a security vulnerability in sshd, how would it be a problem? I haven't had any issues for the last 6 years.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 3 points 2 days ago

I was making a joke. I already have rate limiting protecting my Authelia login page.

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I set up, and prefer, iptables rules to rate limit logins.

I have mine set so you can connect up to 5 times per 15 minutes.

Blocks bots well enough, and if I really mess up, I just wait 15 mins

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

The nice thing about SSH key-based access is, I either have the key and login succeeds, or I have no business trying to log in.

That's why my remote root server bans via fail2ban after a single failed login.

Yes I've had to write support to get a KVM. Yes it's still configured like this.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i am a tailscale enjoyer, which means i can set up tailscale ssh once on each machine and then from another machine just login over tailscale

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How's that different from normal ssh?

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

With Tailscale, you don't have to open your SSH port to the whole internet. It's actually kind of silly that many servers are still exposing ports for private services on the internet

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

you can disable the need for a password or key if you like, and you also don't really need fail2ban, since nothing is actually port forwarded anywhere

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Eh, the machine is actually in one of my wireguard nets anyways, but for different purposes.

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

as a nixos enjoyer, i have no idea how to setup ssh keys. fail2ban and a regular password for me.

yes, i have locked myself out of my own server for hours at a time because i'm an absolute tool.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 3 points 2 days ago

Ehm... I'm also on Nixos and I'd say it's super trivial.

services.openssh = {
  enable = true;
  settings = {
    PasswordAuthentication = false;
    PermitRootLogin = "no";
  };
};

users.users.<name>.openssh.authorizedKeys.keys = [ list of pubkeys ideally read from file in repo ];