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Pure hypocrisy (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 4 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They should live for 1000 years but require 22 hours of sleep per day

[–] Dippy@beehaw.org 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Drow in the Drizzt series are at least constantly killing each other, which justifies it somewhat

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think a lot of DnD players forget that there are whole planes/divine realms filled with nothing but elves tbh. I don't think dwarves have one (planes they presumably get allowed into Moradin's realm). Seems a little unfair.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tolkien spent quite a lot of time justifying it...

[–] Dippy@beehaw.org 3 points 3 days ago

The silmarillion cant stop me because I cant read