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Maybe this will finally bring back scripted employment based scenarios.
"Hello, I am here to fix your sink." "Oh, I looked on YouTube and it said the pipe needs to be replaced?" "Well, that's fine, I think I've got a pipe to insert right here." -bow chicka wow wowww-
The scripts are always really depressing though. The girl applying for a job is desperate for money, and the guy just exploits her situation. Mostly stuff like that. It's never "I'm having a great day and the only thing that could make it better is some dick"
I hope that the world is listening to you. That sounds great.
Enthusiastic consent is a worryingly rare turn-on to cater to.
This is the real plan.
No one wants to work anymore, how do we incentivise them? Better wages? Stop treating people like faceless cogs? I know, make porn suggesting people regularly get laid while working!
Plus, now that people are no longer convinced they will get laid for loafing around at home by their step family, they will want to go outside the house more!
old school...pizza delivery.
I never had anything like that happen when I delivered pizza.