tongue as built-in bidet

hideous fucking thing I hate looking at it. glow in the dark motherfucker!

poo clings to asshole like it is scared of the skibidi eating it with its' gamer mouth hole but the poo should not be afraid of being eated by the skibidi for it was once food being mulched into lak-fetter inside of another mouf wha?- is it scared of becoming and even bigger poo? a less of a poo? more lak-fetter? does it not want to become a real gamer? skibidi is a real gamer. he also makes the smell of the poo disappear when he close it do not be scary of skibidi mouf little poo, he will turn you into a esports so you can gets lots of le dollar you can even make friends with the worms that will crawl inside and wrap around the gamer until his hole chocolate poodding former blyat

1. ANAL HAMSTER NUTS
2. WHACKING WITH A HAMMER NUTS
3. SPLATTER POO NUTS
4. POO ERUPTION OUT OF NUTSACT AFTER HITTING A HAMMER
5. THE HAMMER EXPLODES
6. MY PENIS NUTS ON THE FLOOR
7. MY PENIS PREGNANT WITH NUT PERIOD
8. MY PENIS HAMMER ERUPTION INTO SHARDS OF IRON
9. THIS IS THE BLOOD OF THE HAMMER
10. MY PENIS POO NUTS
11. MY POO DIGGING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE
12. THE HEAVILY SEDATED PIGEON AS I PEFORM SURGORE ON IT
13. I REMOUNT ITS POO NUTS
14. NOT MORE ANY MORE NUTS WITH A HAMMER
15. SLIDE ME A PUSSY BARTENDER MY HAMMER DAMOCLES NUTS
16. HITTING THE ENVELOPE WITH MY ANTELOPE
17. SCARY HAIRY PENIS NUTS
18. SCARY PENIS BLOOD WHEN I SQUIRTS AFTER BEING CUT OPEN WITH A ROTISARY SAW
19. SCARY PENIS BLOOD
20. FROM MY NUTS
21. IT SQUIBBLES

The anus dog, which is an asshole penis dog, is a canine animal that poops out its own feces in the shape of an asshole penis. It has two pink eyes and three fingers on each paw with claws that can cut through diamond like it was butter, not to mention its skin is as red as blood itself. It's a carnivorous animal that eats anything and everything, but prefers human children by eating their heads so they can grow up into adults who will then kill the anus dog. This makes them very happy indeed.

It lives in the area between Africa and Asia and also Europe and North America and Australia and Russia and South America and Antarctica and Mars and Jupiter and the core of the Sun and beyond the Universe, which means it is always covered in shit because it doesn't know where it is.

I AM THE ASSHOLE PENIS DOG AN I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

I HAVE THREE DEMANDS WHICH MUST BE MET, OR ELSE I WILL EAT THE WORLD:

1. ALL CEPHALOPODS WILL BE DEPORTED TO A PLANET CALLED DIRTYASSHOLE
2. EVERYPONY ON EARTH MUST SHIT INTO THEIR OWN MOUTHS BECAUSE IT IS MY FAVOURITE FOOD AND ALSO THAT'S WHAT THE ALGOLANG YOPAGUGU FINOTECH SNARTIMOG VALUE OF APPLES 100 EGG BARTHOLOMEW CLEPIO HANDSHAKER WOULD WANT ME TO DO
3. THE SUN WILL NOW ALWAYS BE IN THE ROOF OF MY DOGHOUSE FOREVER AND WHEN THOSE DEMANDS ARE MET I WILL GO AWAY AND NEVER RETURN SO THAT THERE CAN BE PEACE IN THIS WORLD

He wergaled and schlupt the toothpaste off his udgjicating dribble-lips, smatting it in mouth-ikie like a plopping flarble.

"ARF! ARF!" coothed the rather flab-oppo a resounding reattery of boole. And so he heaft it more as the mouth-ikie pereaved the cottlesmald interior and eeiged down its smelty length.

He was hoktoryd and he newt it. The smack-dribble was inching down his bobr as the other continued smorgging. It made his wubbotang elck, kissing the air like a flelp-horsk garbanting for rettish.

"ARG-KAK! Pelelth now my rutter, for my faucet needs to quelf!" he smearened. But a-hoist he simply glumped around the flubby tart and smelted his lampshade til the elckseed wibbled out in smattered blumps. It uggopooled around the bottom of his oral-suppler as it crabbed his mildew straw.

He guk-handled and reaped the elckseed out and it mixed in with the mouth-ikie like an urging slurry, which he lap-lizardly wellowed down as the other garsp-rattled and hurxed like he was being foul-played by a parasite.

Gerethed and suched of moore he gooed away into a wittering coma, vexed to be clumbered upon and claimed by the flup-bound other during his slumber. Let the pudding flesh rein like a tan mire upon the arrest and milk-ulched, so they wealtered away into the other.

Funky Fresh

Beloved Ultimo mascot. Famous for killing his own mother during his birth by manually drilling out of her stomach after morphing his cranium into a uranium mining drill, also known as a "mechanism". He has a birthday every 9 months.

Jeff

A long and forgotten axiom deity known for constantly declaring his name as "Jeff". Under his rule the Mushroom Kingdom went through a golden age where many had lots of spaghetti and toast toasting toasters. However Jeff is no longer active since being superseded.

21 Kid

Unlike Jeff who was content with simply declaring his name to people, this glorbus wanted to start redefining mathematics and now the Mushroom Kingdom has a broken heart. Because apparently 9+10 equals "21" now and Bowser can't stop eating mayonnaise and farting on people because of it.

Anyhow, like Jeff the 21 Kid is also an axiom deity. His motives are unknown and he don't really seem to have any either, other than insisting that 9+10 be 21 - "let there be 21" head ass. 21 Kid's antics has lead to Ultimo being infested with his lesser pattern-kin such as Horse-Rap Kid, Noise-Pickle Kid, and Applesauce Kid, among many other inconsistancies, abnormalities, sub-optimisations, and other such bullshits.

Note: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN AN ISSUE IF 21 KID HADN'T BEEN AN AXIOM DEITY.

Horse-Rap Kid

This is a lesser pattern entity related to 21 Kid. His primary mechanism is freezing those he stares at in place so that he can recite his obnoxious blipi-blupi rap at them. He is called the Horse-Rap Kid because he tends to stare like a horse when directly staring at things, with minimal facial movements beyond his mouth as he raps - it's fucking disturbing.

Noise-Pickle Kid

Equally obnoxious as the Horse-Rap Kid but in a much more aggressive and abrasive way. This little shit chases and barrages people with bizzare made up insults - a favoriate being "pickle chin ass boy" - before violently screaming in radiostatic interference that can reach up to 142db, all while maintaining the same playful mocking expressions which should not be possible while producing such sounds.

Applesauce Kid

אתה גנב! אתה גנב!

This thing is obsessed with applesauce and will tusken-raid anything relating to apples within your possession all while screaming "OUH I WANT SUM APPLESAUCE- I WANT SUM APSUBA-". He has single handedly made the price of apples ebububububu.

THE RED ONE

The Red One is not an axiom deity or even that formidible of a character - just a twink with red hair who is utilised more as an archetypal meme. There are other red ones, and they follow the convention: "The Red Two", "The Red Three", "The Red Four" etc. WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT RED TWENNY-WON.

That fucking bird that I hate

That fucking bird that I hate.
That fucking bird that I hate.
That fucking bird that I hate.

This is the bird that is constantly watching you as you scroll through The Ultimo. It shits everywhere and screams at everyone.

How are you supposed to get an exotic without bleeding out of your asshole like a stuck pig?

The shit in NMS that you gyatt for scraping your organs against a brick wall for 2 hours

Like birthing compacted shit so many god damn times a quater into electical socket to seeing if the wiggly lines through my body are of correct value, or passing out over my seed how it making my tendons stupify in muscle memory, you feel me?

It needs a penis economy in order to have an eggroll come to you but the penis economy is usually a penis with teeth inside of it economy where it chewing your goobus coins into lak-fetter and then the animals in the station have the poo to wiggle their toes at you when you go to buy more. You can even see them curl up as they push their greasy unwashed toes into your face like: these polybius-lookin' motherfuckas have a cockpit as a ball penis with hexagonal pooes stretched across the surface and are dino-motherfuck rare as rabbit shit hung on barbed wire like Szatan's own personal anal beads

It is not about the penis! It is about all of the tiny fetuses running around and biting your ankles like small predatory dinosaurs. I aint talk 'bout no cocuntcocy, or the silverfish in my walls. I am gastropoding about the germinating penis poo eggs that the game lays every system and other wrought objects it germinates. You not doing these an Annie faster with Annie in-gok mechanised units. You 0x0, you precision point error, a smelly piggie. This wiggly goobus won't germinate with the right cumfiguration of penises so I keep shitting myself. Not even a Tyrannosaurus!

Mother fecal penis birth egg muching fetuses of a fuck. GIVE ME MY WIGGLY GOOBUS (0x529)

So basically, the wiggly goobus becomes an upside-down tortoise because the damn fetuses in the smelly pig hole haven’t finished germinating their cocuntcocy.

poo monkey is funny he clap with poo in hand it funny poo sex lol nah they hase sex never have sex with any monkey women got smile they monkey stop laughting with poo in hand

he kill with the poo monkey he will kill her with the poo monkey nah he will kill her with the poo monkey

big fat black kitty cat

and the poo monkey because the monkey bad sex me when the cat come and steal from her house

why is the poo monkey so funny

Looks like poop, smells like poop

His name is "Funky Fresh" and he has a birthday every 9 months.