The anus dog, which is an asshole penis dog, is a canine animal that poops out its own feces in the shape of an asshole penis. It has two pink eyes and three fingers on each paw with claws that can cut through diamond like it was butter, not to mention its skin is as red as blood itself. It's a carnivorous animal that eats anything and everything, but prefers human children by eating their heads so they can grow up into adults who will then kill the anus dog. This makes them very happy indeed.

It lives in the area between Africa and Asia and also Europe and North America and Australia and Russia and South America and Antarctica and Mars and Jupiter and the core of the Sun and beyond the Universe, which means it is always covered in shit because it doesn't know where it is.

I AM THE ASSHOLE PENIS DOG AN I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

I HAVE THREE DEMANDS WHICH MUST BE MET, OR ELSE I WILL EAT THE WORLD:

1. ALL CEPHALOPODS WILL BE DEPORTED TO A PLANET CALLED DIRTYASSHOLE
2. EVERYPONY ON EARTH MUST SHIT INTO THEIR OWN MOUTHS BECAUSE IT IS MY FAVOURITE FOOD AND ALSO THAT'S WHAT THE ALGOLANG YOPAGUGU FINOTECH SNARTIMOG VALUE OF APPLES 100 EGG BARTHOLOMEW CLEPIO HANDSHAKER WOULD WANT ME TO DO
3. THE SUN WILL NOW ALWAYS BE IN THE ROOF OF MY DOGHOUSE FOREVER AND WHEN THOSE DEMANDS ARE MET I WILL GO AWAY AND NEVER RETURN SO THAT THERE CAN BE PEACE IN THIS WORLD