this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2026
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Extremely bizzare word salad / stream-of-conciousness esque shitposting. Completely ironic and performative. Describe your community to visitors. Yes. I shall. It is currently the 12th of Janurary 2026 and this fucking bird keeps staring into my soul, it looks like it is about to screech at the top of its lungs any second. Gold help us all.

I'M WATCHING YOU!

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He wergaled and schlupt the toothpaste off his udgjicating dribble-lips, smatting it in mouth-ikie like a plopping flarble.

"ARF! ARF!" coothed the rather flab-oppo a resounding reattery of boole. And so he heaft it more as the mouth-ikie pereaved the cottlesmald interior and eeiged down its smelty length.

He was hoktoryd and he newt it. The smack-dribble was inching down his bobr as the other continued smorgging. It made his wubbotang elck, kissing the air like a flelp-horsk garbanting for rettish.

"ARG-KAK! Pelelth now my rutter, for my faucet needs to quelf!" he smearened. But a-hoist he simply glumped around the flubby tart and smelted his lampshade til the elckseed wibbled out in smattered blumps. It uggopooled around the bottom of his oral-suppler as it crabbed his mildew straw.

He guk-handled and reaped the elckseed out and it mixed in with the mouth-ikie like an urging slurry, which he lap-lizardly wellowed down as the other garsp-rattled and hurxed like he was being foul-played by a parasite.

Gerethed and suched of moore he gooed away into a wittering coma, vexed to be clumbered upon and claimed by the flup-bound other during his slumber. Let the pudding flesh rein like a tan mire upon the arrest and milk-ulched, so they wealtered away into the other.

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