Funky Fresh

Beloved Ultimo mascot. Famous for killing his own mother during his birth by manually drilling out of her stomach after morphing his cranium into a uranium mining drill, also known as a "mechanism". He has a birthday every 9 months.

Jeff

A long and forgotten axiom deity known for constantly declaring his name as "Jeff". Under his rule the Mushroom Kingdom went through a golden age where many had lots of spaghetti and toast toasting toasters. However Jeff is no longer active since being superseded.

21 Kid

Unlike Jeff who was content with simply declaring his name to people, this glorbus wanted to start redefining mathematics and now the Mushroom Kingdom has a broken heart. Because apparently 9+10 equals "21" now and Bowser can't stop eating mayonnaise and farting on people because of it.

Anyhow, like Jeff the 21 Kid is also an axiom deity. His motives are unknown and he don't really seem to have any either, other than insisting that 9+10 be 21 - "let there be 21" head ass. 21 Kid's antics has lead to Ultimo being infested with his lesser pattern-kin such as Horse-Rap Kid, Noise-Pickle Kid, and Applesauce Kid, among many other inconsistancies, abnormalities, sub-optimisations, and other such bullshits.

Note: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN AN ISSUE IF 21 KID HADN'T BEEN AN AXIOM DEITY.

Horse-Rap Kid

This is a lesser pattern entity related to 21 Kid. His primary mechanism is freezing those he stares at in place so that he can recite his obnoxious blipi-blupi rap at them. He is called the Horse-Rap Kid because he tends to stare like a horse when directly staring at things, with minimal facial movements beyond his mouth as he raps - it's fucking disturbing.

Noise-Pickle Kid

Equally obnoxious as the Horse-Rap Kid but in a much more aggressive and abrasive way. This little shit chases and barrages people with bizzare made up insults - a favoriate being "pickle chin ass boy" - before violently screaming in radiostatic interference that can reach up to 142db, all while maintaining the same playful mocking expressions which should not be possible while producing such sounds.

Applesauce Kid

אתה גנב! אתה גנב!

This thing is obsessed with applesauce and will tusken-raid anything relating to apples within your possession all while screaming "OUH I WANT SUM APPLESAUCE- I WANT SUM APSUBA-". He has single handedly made the price of apples ebububububu.

THE RED ONE

The Red One is not an axiom deity or even that formidible of a character - just a twink with red hair who is utilised more as an archetypal meme. There are other red ones, and they follow the convention: "The Red Two", "The Red Three", "The Red Four" etc. WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT RED TWENNY-WON.

That fucking bird that I hate

That fucking bird that I hate.
That fucking bird that I hate.
That fucking bird that I hate.

This is the bird that is constantly watching you as you scroll through The Ultimo. It shits everywhere and screams at everyone.