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Why do you need to calm down? (lemm.ee)
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Have you been served? (lemm.ee)
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What's the worst thing that happened while you were unsupervised? (lemm.ee)
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What do you tend to get yippy about? (lemm.ee)
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How low is your standard for the next president of the Untied States? (lemm.ee)
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Where is your evidence? (lemm.ee)
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Why can't I do whatever I want? (lemm.ee)
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What would Trump have to do to face consequences? (lemm.ee)
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You ever feel like you're getting too much guar gum in your diet? (leminal.space)
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What inflammatory political statements should I make at Easter dinner? (lemm.ee)
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I'm Canadian, so election day is about a week after Easter this year

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What is the least unfriendliest country that you've never visited? (programming.dev)
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Who did you offend this week? (lemm.ee)
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What job is Trump qualified for? (lemm.ee)
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What will be the next big oopsie? (lemm.ee)
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What drug helped you discover the meaning of life? (lemm.ee)
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What is the treatment for compulsive lying? (lemm.ee)
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Has it ever been tried on a sitcom character?

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If the president took a knife and went on a rampage, randomly stabbing people, would anything be done to stop him? (lemm.ee)
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How many ways are there to skin a cat? (lemm.ee)
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Where can I talk to Donald Trump's manager? (lemm.ee)
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Who are they coming for next? (lemm.ee)
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How are you celebrating "Liberation Day"? (lemm.ee)
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[Round2] What was your best "I must sacrifice you that I might live" moment spoken reassuringly? (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23108496

What was your best "I must sacrifice you that I might live" moment spoken reassuringly?

I remember tossing a sibling into a bob-omb fire in Smash saying "I was the guardian" and then let him know it was okay and didnt make them less of a dude to cry tears of joy cuz he was finally going home ๐ŸŽŠ

The resulting explosion was totes fyre ๐Ÿค™ and I like to think he wound up in a better place, all the for it

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What law says I can't pour gallons of soda down the escalator? (lemm.ee)
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Show me specifically, you fucking fascists

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What sort of contraband is in your house? (lemm.ee)
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Why doesn't Lemmy have a paid subscription model yet? (feddit.org)
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