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What sort of contraband is in your house? (lemm.ee)
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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

The Ark of the Covenant. My grandfather had a job this big government warehouse. Turns out, as long as you don't open the thing, (I nailed the bastard for safety,) the Ark doesn't mind if you use it as a coffee table.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Nice try FCC. I am not saying what size antennas I own or what gain they may have.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, they only put out one album, but it was pretty good, so I have the CD still

Also, the cover of all the way from Memphis is phenomenal

[–] Today@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

About 2 pounds of weed and a coin my friend smuggled through checkpoint Charlie in her shoe.