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What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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The tartness of your face sours ripe grapes. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You're kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You star in 'Holy Fuck Who Gives A Shit'. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You are living proof that test-tube experiments can fail. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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If being beautiful was a crime, you would be law abiding. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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The sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I hope you outlive your kids. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You look like a before picture. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't get 7 cocks in my mouth. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Look here, you leaking Tide Pod... (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You will be utterly forgotten. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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If we evolved from apes you didn't evolve enough. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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If i wanted my own comeback, I'd get it off your mother's chin. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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If you shake your head right now, the little amount of brain cells would make the same sounds as a pair of maracas would. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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The only thing that goes erect when I'm near you is my middle finger. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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May I borrow your tweezers when you are done masturbating? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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When you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would you? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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So is there a specific reason youre a piece of Shit? OR does it just Run in the family ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Next time you go out, take a sentient being with you. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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The serial killer who bought you on the dark web took one look at you and asked for a refund (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Of all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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In reply to some directed insult: Well, I’m just glad that my life isn’t as bad as it could be. I could be you. (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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