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Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Ahh, now that reminds me of the other day, when I was having sex with your wife. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen. (hilariouschaos.com)
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ABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You are as thick as manure and only half as useful. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Your mouth has the same function like an asshole, it spits shit. (hilariouschaos.com)
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They say an apple never falls far from the tree. But in your case, a turd never falls far from the ass. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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As an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Next time you go out, take a sentient being with you. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You're so stupid, you failed a blood test. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Thou art a boil, a plague sore (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I'd call you a cunt, but you have neither the warmth or the depth. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Can I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Your gene pool could use a little more chlorine. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Your hairline is like Pluto, unreachable. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Look, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I respectfully, don't care. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Hey, you there: Fuck off. And when you got there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back there. Then fuck off again. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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you sir, are the reason god created the middle finger. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Your family tree must be a cactus, because your all a bunch of pricks. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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(Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back. (hilariouschaos.com)
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