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Why did the frog sit on the lily pad? (hilariouschaos.com)
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He wanted to try a new "hop-scotch!"

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? (hilariouschaos.com)
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To get his quarterback!

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Why did the bicycle fall over? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it was two-tired!

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they're scent-imental!

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? (hilariouschaos.com)
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A thesaurus!

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Why did the math teacher open a window company? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because she excelled in her field!

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Why did the chicken join a band? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it had the drumsticks!

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Why did the baker go to therapy? (hilariouschaos.com)
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He kneaded some help!

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Why don't some fish play piano? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because you can't tuna fish!

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What did the big flower say to the little flower? (hilariouschaos.com)
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"Hey, bud!"

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Why can't you trust an atom? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they make up everything!

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Why did the music note apply for a job? (hilariouschaos.com)
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It wanted to find its natural place!

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Why did the frog take the bus to work? (hilariouschaos.com)
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His car got toad!

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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? (hilariouschaos.com)
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He was outstanding in his field!

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Why was the music teacher always so good with keys? (hilariouschaos.com)
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She had perfect pitch!

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Two muffins are in an oven, "It's hot in here, don't you think?" One asks to the other..... (lemmy.world)
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spoilerThe other shrieks "Ahhh! A taking muffin!"

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What did one hat say to the other? (hilariouschaos.com)
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You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

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Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they were acting odd!

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What do you call a sleeping bull? (hilariouschaos.com)
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A bull-dozer!

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Why did the bicycle collapse? (hilariouschaos.com)
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It was two-tired!

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Why did the tomato turn red? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it saw the salad dressing!

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? (hilariouschaos.com)
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A receding hare-line!

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Why can't you play poker in the jungle? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Too many cheetahs!

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How does a scientist freshen her breath? (hilariouschaos.com)
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With experi-mints!

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Why was the math book unhappy? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it had too many problems!

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