z500

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endless uno reverse cycle in c/quackers@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 8 months ago

Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

Oliver in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 8 months ago

I don't know why addressing a cat as "cat" is the funniest thing ever

Hydration in c/hydrohomies@lemmy.ml
[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago

Dehydration was never an option

Guess the Episode [Hard] in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Real Alpha Men™ drink their Vanilla Ice cream shake from a metal bucket while shirtless and listening to death metal in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

"Mastodon for Harris" fediverse campaign raises half a million dollars in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100

What's the weirdest/craziest thing you've seen while driving on the highway? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

Nothing beats a ___ on a summer evening. in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

S

Eat shit Spotify. in c/fucksubscriptions@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

Wait, are you supposed to be able to make out the lyrics?

the end of the search for the F.I.S.H. in c/unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's

Seems appropriate today... in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped

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