village604

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 2 weeks ago

They'll either kill him or invoke the 25th.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ohhh, I thought you meant queefs by 'the other sound'

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thoroughly enjoyed the "acid" I've done. And it's in quotes because I suspect it was one of the 2C drugs since it worked with my Prozac.

Shrooms, on the other hand, are the reason I quit psychedelics.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

My last trip started with me standing in front of one of those papasan chairs. After I took my hit, I sat down and fell backwards into a black hole.

I got spit out in the old Steamboat Willie cartoon, except it was in 3 colors: black, white, and evil. This continued for a few minutes until the giant Looney Tunes red curtain dropped down on me, and reality returned, but it was made up of small squares rotating on their vertical axis.

Of course, that was about the time the cute girl in the apartment across the street came by to ask to borrow laundry detergent, and my roommates let her in and had me handle the interaction.

If you want a drug that will make you leave reality for a few minutes, I hear that DMT is basically a happy salvia.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly, especially if you're investing in a 401k, 403b, or IRA.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The national average networth is $1.06mn. $1mn would technically be below average.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well, idk about Rubio's finances, but Trump is in debt up to his eyeballs.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome to capitalism.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 12 points 2 weeks ago

Walmart created a lot of those food deserts.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's just reported. I'm sure he has money hidden somewhere.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But it's an Airbnb, so he'll have hidden cameras everywhere.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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