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[–] unknown@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

Most of them barely speak english and think speaking another language means you're an illegal immigrant.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah but a roll of biscuits where I'm from is a packet of hobnobs, which are already cooked when you buy them and would probably be called something like 'a stack of cookies' in your country.

So in the usa a roll of biscuits is the name for the raw dough in a cardboard cannister, that you portion and bake yourself, right?

And usa biscuits are kinda similar to english scones.

So is the packaging pressurised because the dough is yeasted/leavened? Or because of being packaged with a non oxygen gas as a preservative? I know you guys really like long shelf lives with your processed foods.

Would nitrogen be used? Or is carbonated dough a thing? And would that even work as a preservative or a leavening agent? Nah, thinking about it force carbonation in dough would be likely be bitter and have a really rank texture once baked.

Ok, so it's probably nitrogen or maybe bicarb? Would bicarb remain stable and unreacted in the dough for a full shelf life, and still work?

And I think usa biscuits are unlikely to be a yeasted, I remember usa folk on baking subreddits talking about only ever using yeast for bread and how they found it very weird and 'not normal' that yeast in cakes/non-bread baked goods is a thing in other places.

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(No spoilers please, the fun bit of all this is in the figuring it out!)

[–] unknown@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I hope this is included in Alecto The Ninth.

(Edited because my tired ass wrote Nona originally.)

[–] unknown@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

The next shooter is already out there writing his manifestos like -

Guys I swear to god I'm not a woke gay trans lib, I'm a real american nazi man who only likes other real american nazi men, but not in a gay way because I'm so straight I don't even wipe my ass or like touching my dick. I'm the complete opposite of a gay woke trans lib, so don't call me that, it's not who I am.

Anyway, I believe we're still not oppressed enough as a nation and I'm very angry about it and I have lots of guns. So please don't call me a lib trans gay woke trans lib gay in the media after I shoot this guy. I mean it guys, it's not funny.

All my hate,

Straight white republican male #34782955

[–] unknown@piefed.social 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Considering Starmer already gets off politically on hurting children, I would not be at all surprised if he was a nonce too. It's very noncey behaviour to be sticking his neck out for other pedos like that.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

What does it mean if you make a creaking noise when you breathe? If you make a creaking noise when you breathe it means you have a rusty lung.

Rusty lung cancer can be easily treated at home with a vape pen and DW40, by filling the tank and taking deep puffs. This will clean your lungs and make you cough up all the rust.

Rusty lung cancer symptoms, red or brown mucus is common with rusty lung cancer, especially following treatment.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I love it when weird usa products are in memes, I get to play detective in the comments to figure out what it is and why it's funny.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Yo Viv, you got any change? Coins are easier to aim, hurt more too. Then again, if I glue the cash to my sharp rocks... hmm I seem to only have sand in my pockets, I'm a terrible wizzzard.

Do you think he's hit the glass yet?

I have a dexterity roll to make and some now ironic soon-to-be-corpse desecration to commence with.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I cast sharp rocks.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Make sure the musk primate is watching while we tape the ketamine to a frisbee and fling it off a cliff.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or trans and from an immigrant family. Banksy is a national treasure as this point and it would be a nice win for British culture and minorities if they turn out not to be just another white guy.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

She's turned that carnivore diet pink.

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