This is my childhood relationship with The Batter Spoon.

Do I have a girlfriend now?

Well, you're already a clueless lesbian, so you're at least a girl for sure.

https://youtu.be/bQ8A5gRe_Dw

It's only polite

Me in normal circumstances: "Don't perceive me, I am not here, attention is pain, under the radar is my happy place"

Me running tech for live events: "Something is fucky on stage mid-song, and I am here to fix it. Fuck your attention, I am unborking a thing here."

FAAAAACK

IT'S PIKACHU!!!

Oh, my partners, their partners, and the offspring thereof come to mind.

What can I say? Grew up with a close extended family that was familiar with adoption (both formal and otherwise). Couldn't kick the habit when I moved out.

He's mostly dead. Which means slightly alive

Yeah, tried that first, but no banana. Interaction wasn't available even when he was floating in my new hole :P Warping out and back in got that back for me.

For anyone looking for a solution to this one: warp to another system and back.

This was also said in a context that included a military draft