this_1_is_mine

joined 2 years ago
[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

Get rid of the chicken tax do a fucking good thing you hot stack of golden sprayed shit.....

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Being the one who emptied the entirely overfilled sharpener..... Taking a good solid 4 whacks on the bin to get it to clear out enough you could just shake the rest out ..... Totally not getting stared down the whole time by literally everyone in the room... During the totally exaggerated 3 minute long shake out. Then proceed to sharpen pencil. Don't forget to empty the sharpener again.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Isn't his hiring dei?

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have they got the loop long enough you don't end up I. A traffic jam.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I'm just hoping they don't have to tow anything....

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Just hand out twizzlers for everything. Double points if you can bite the ends off and then jam it into the cup for the customer before handing it to them.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Why does it look like he's looking at that child like a piece of meat....

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Take and fold lengthwise in half twice. Hold both ends and the give it 3to 5 twists so it now looks like a twizzler now ball it up and jam it somewhere as long as its some where tight. It won't tangle cause it already is. When you ready for them just pull them out they will untwist themselves generally.

It doesn't need to be tightly twisted just enough to hold it.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Its rough on rats in my ass.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wanna know how to jam a set of headphones in any pocket or purse and not have them tangle? I'm not giving the way unless someone asks for it.