terranoid

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 week ago

it isn't a complete sandwich without the tomato, queso, and increment

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

At this point I'm convinced that wealth disparity is just a knob they twist by printing money and doing stock market manipulation, and they found the right spot where we keep working and are terrified to strike, and also complacent enough to keep just watching TV and trying to ignore the ridiculousness.

State controlled social media generates the signal they interpret to know how much to twist the inflation knob, AI and misinformation is another knob they twist to allow greater wealth disparity by convincing people their hunger pains are caused by something else, and it's like a weird management game to them where they want to keep us working as hard as possible, to the point we won't even take a day off during a fucking pandemic.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think it's because he looks like a dead baby cybernetic yoda that's in pain

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Look up Olney's Lesions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olney%27s_lesions

They can result from heavily abusing DXM or PCP. Be careful, don't overly indulge.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 week ago

that snail sucks old man dick

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 219 points 1 week ago (5 children)

My president

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does he ring the bell every time he steals a new buttplug

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

No, it literally stopped connecting to Bluetooth unless it's plugged in, seems it stopped holding a charge or something after just 1 year of use, and rarely turns on, and when it does it turns off completely after the 30 seconds timer. For a while it'd work if I put it back on the charger, reset the connection through the app, then took it back off, and I'd get 30 second increments of brushing. Then even that stopped working and it won't even turn on.

Fucking shit device. I even tried a firmware reset, didn't help. tried to upgrade the firmware, didn't help. Mine is absolute shit.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It stops connecting to Bluetooth and then won't turn on anymore.

Not even joking. I fucking hate it.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago

More like our ancestors got lost then just found a job and said "I live here now"

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Diapermogged

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