terranoid

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think it's because he looks like a dead baby cybernetic yoda that's in pain

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Look up Olney's Lesions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olney%27s_lesions

They can result from heavily abusing DXM or PCP. Be careful, don't overly indulge.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 days ago

that snail sucks old man dick

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 218 points 4 days ago (5 children)

My president

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does he ring the bell every time he steals a new buttplug

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 points 4 days ago

No, it literally stopped connecting to Bluetooth unless it's plugged in, seems it stopped holding a charge or something after just 1 year of use, and rarely turns on, and when it does it turns off completely after the 30 seconds timer. For a while it'd work if I put it back on the charger, reset the connection through the app, then took it back off, and I'd get 30 second increments of brushing. Then even that stopped working and it won't even turn on.

Fucking shit device. I even tried a firmware reset, didn't help. tried to upgrade the firmware, didn't help. Mine is absolute shit.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 points 4 days ago (5 children)

It stops connecting to Bluetooth and then won't turn on anymore.

Not even joking. I fucking hate it.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 5 points 4 days ago

More like our ancestors got lost then just found a job and said "I live here now"

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 9 points 4 days ago

Diapermogged

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 37 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (14 children)

Yep, this comic did not age well. This technology literally targets artists. That's pretty new.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Blaming capitalism is a cop out at this point. You can't just ignore some very specific problems about a very specific technology then gesture wildly at the world and be like, "if only we didn't have the entire system set up the way we do, if only we had a perfect economy".

Good and bad things can still happen in capitalism. You can't just throw up your hands and say "capitalism" when rat poison ends up in baby food. Regulation can still exist in capitalism and has a proven track record to work. You don't have to replace the entirety of your economic system to prevent AI data centers from being built.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 days ago

Kerbal Space Program

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