swlabr

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[–] swlabr@awful.systems 24 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Good hustle Gerard, great job starting this chudstorm. I’m having a great time

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 7 points 6 days ago

"If <insert your favourite GC'ed language here> had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." -Robert Feynman

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Doesn't really narrow it down, sorry

(jk I don't have beef with the JavaRE)

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 12 points 6 days ago

find(1)? You better find(1) some other place to be, buster. In this house, we use the file explorer search bar

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 6 days ago (6 children)

stopping this bit here because I don't want to continue writing a JRE episode

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 12 points 6 days ago (9 children)

We should maximise hallucinations, actually. That is, we should hack the environmental controls of the data centers to be conducive for fungi growth, and flood them with magic mushrooms spores. We can probably get the rats on board by selling it as a different version of nuking the data centers.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Hey. I can do regex. It's specifically grep I have beef with. I never know off the top of my head how to invoke it. Is it -e? -r? -i? man grep? More like, man, get grep the hell outta here!

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

would I happier if I abandoned my scruples? I hope I or nobody I know finds out.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 13 points 6 days ago

The “tool” branding only works if you formulate it like this: in a world where a hammer exists and is commonly used to force nails into solid objects, imagine another tool that requires you to first think of shoving a nail into wood. You pour a few bottles of water into the drain, whisper some magic words, and hope that the tool produces the nail forcing function you need. Otherwise you keep pouring out bottles of water and hoping that it does a nail moving motion. It eventually kind of does it, but not exactly, so you figure out a small tweak which is to shove the tool at the nail at the same time as it does its action so that the combined motion forces the nail into your desired solid. Do you see the problem here?

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 6 days ago

Otherwise you’ll end up in a social corner filled with bitterness

This is a standard Internet phenomenon (I generalize) called a Sneer Club, i.e. people who enjoy getting together and picking on designated targets. Sneer Clubs (I expect) attract people with high Dark Triad characteristics, which is (I suspect) where Asshole Internet Atheists come from - if you get a club together for the purpose of sneering at religious people, it doesn't matter that God doesn't actually exist, the club attracts psychologically f'd-up people. Bullies, in a word, people who are powerfully reinforced by getting in what feels like good hits on Designated Targets, in the company of others doing the same and congratulating each other on it.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 21 points 6 days ago (5 children)

That’s the problem, isn’t it? If it can only maybe be good when used narrowly, what’s the point? If you’ve managed to corner a subproblem down to where an LLM can generate the code for it, you’ve already done 99% of the work. At that point you’re better off just coding it yourself. At that point, it’s not “good when used narrowly”, it’s useless.

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