I wish this video had more clicking sounds in it.
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There was also a really good one about police brutality called Reno 911.
Haven't been there in years but I recall the "Big azz" burruito was pretty good. I'm a Don Miguel's fan though. The blue or yellow wrapper varities were my favorites.
There's a gas station chain called Kum & Go but it's also referred to as Jizz and Jet or Ejaculate and Evacuate.
Masaokis was insane! I found him when looking for ways to grill a steak without a grill. The surprising part was that setting a steak on a toilet bowl rim was part of the process.
I heard a ghost story about a college dorm that caught on fire and burned to the ground. The school rebuilt it but the floors were spaced differently so the ghost would appear at the old floor's level. So half a ghost popping up through the floor or little ghost legs popping down for the ceiling.
It seems to me that ghost location is relative to sea level. Maybe they attach to the closest neat rock in the case of a fire. Anyway, tumbling them for several weeks seems to detach the ghosts because my rock collection shows no signs of apparitions.
Maybe a song title instead but...
Egg in the Casket
I know this sounds crazy but what if there was a disc you could play on a record player or in a CD player? If that's not possible then what the fuck are people using AI for these days? C'mon vibe coders! Get on this.
Volume automation is probably what you're after. Expand pan width as volume increases. Optional send to a reverb that you can adjust as the subject gets nearer, if the environment you're trying to simulate needs that.
It's handy for cleaning but for protection/lubrication use something else.
There was a noisy door in an office I used to work in. I cleaned it with WD-40 (dubya dang) and then lubricated it with 3-in-one oil. It went from being a door i could hear being opened to being a door I could hear slamming against the wall when it shut.
That's what I was thinking too. I personally prefer a mooch being 11 days because the ratio becomes 5/11. I know it's not 5/7 as in "a perfect 5 out of 7" but they rhyme and I like that. Also in decimal 5/10 is 0.5 while 5/11 is 0.454545454545. That's some DaVinci Code shit.
Edit: on second thought I would prefer if the ratio was an irrational number. Someone figure that out for me.