I'm team quick shower or long bath (soaking my sore back is lovely). I had a roommate with undiagnosed narcolepsy that would fall asleep in the shower in college. She didn't lock the door and we had standing orders to just wake her up if we needed the shower.
My partner takes forever to brush out his lovely, long, curly hair. He also leaves a tribble and a half in the hair catcher.
I'm a queer librarian. I'm on a list somewhere.