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[–] self@awful.systems 13 points 3 months ago

I’m not clear on what made you coiner fuckers think buttcoin was right for you

[–] self@awful.systems 9 points 3 months ago

don’t worry, some other fucker will sell the sunlight back to you

[–] self@awful.systems 7 points 3 months ago

holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you

[–] self@awful.systems 10 points 3 months ago

The original argument was about worries over Kessler syndrome and then they moved the goal post to space junk not burning up completely, utilizing an article about space junk that wasn’t ever in orbit.

no, the "original argument" (jacking off motions) was prompted by this shitpost of yours:

I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?

nobody moved the fucking goal posts, normal people don't go online to engage in a spot of spacex defense while pretending to hate first-name basis "Elon". that you have a rehearsed set of fucking gotchas over the specific danger presented by spacex is fucking incredible.

You could make the argument that putting more junk into space has negative and unnecessary outcomes, but that’s a completely different argument that I would agree with.

but instead you decided to tediously split hairs over Kessler Syndrome as if anyone here other than the resident physicists give a shit. you don't get it. nobody is here to win points. we're not an IRB; nobody gives a shit what specific category of danger is represented by the space junk Musk's generating. we give a shit that there's danger at all.

fuck me there's nothing more depressing than a spacex fan who swears they hate musk and goes to bat for the fucker's worst, most damaging excesses

[–] self@awful.systems 8 points 3 months ago

every time I've used it, it had massive issues with the connection hitching and with delivering anywhere near the promised amount of bandwidth

my experience is my own, etc etc, but it reminded me a lot of how every time I've been in a self-driving tesla the only person impressed (and not terrified) of the thing was the owner

[–] self@awful.systems 9 points 4 months ago

no space bois thx

[–] self@awful.systems 13 points 4 months ago (9 children)

anyone else who wants to tell me “for the millionth time” about how it’s super safe to fill low-earth orbit with unprecedented amounts of literal garbage in pursuit of creating a shit-tier ISP that’s sucked hard every time I’ve used it is welcome to take it up with the professor of astronomy that wrote that last article

“it’s not Kessler syndrome unless it’s from the Kessler region of space, otherwise it’s just sparkling Rods from God” fuck you

[–] self@awful.systems 10 points 4 months ago (15 children)

uh huh. spacex fans are fucking wild

[–] self@awful.systems 11 points 4 months ago (23 children)

Kessler syndrome, and historically starlink’s satellites don’t always burn up in the atmosphere as they should

[–] self@awful.systems 7 points 4 months ago

aronofsky should’ve stuck with the true future of entertainment while he was ahead

it somehow isn’t shocking that the aronofsky movies I liked seem to have been substantially plagiarized from Satoshi Kon’s work

[–] self@awful.systems 6 points 4 months ago

we don’t want your special boi open source plagiarism machine either

[–] self@awful.systems 12 points 4 months ago

I just made a quick change to our lemmy-ui config to hopefully quickly restart it when it once again leaks all of its memory and gets stuck in a tight set of GC cycles due to a “high” amount of traffic (normal for a public website being scraped, even with iocaine) even though it’s a node application that barely does anything at all

I can’t monitor this one as close as I’d like today so if something breaks and it doesn’t resolve itself within a couple minutes, or the instance looks like it’s in a crash loop, ping @zzt@mas.to on mastodon and I’ll try and get to it as soon as I can

 

some quick awful.systems infrastructure updates:

  • @dgerard@awful.systems is now an infrastructure admin!
  • updated lemmy to 0.18.4
  • broke lemmy and lemmy-ui into their own flakes, which the deployment repo will grab and build as needed
  • added the sneer-archive flake to the deployment
  • finally wrote some docs on how to deploy from the flake
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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by self@awful.systems to c/techtakes@awful.systems
 

no excerpts yet cause work destroyed me, but this just got posted on the orange site. apparently a couple of urbit devs realized urbit sucks actually. interestingly they correctly call out some of urbit’s worst points (like its incredibly high degree of centralization), but I get the strong feeling that this whole thing is an attempt to launder urbit’s reputation while swapping out the fascists in charge

e: I also have to point out that this is written from the insane perspective that anyone uses urbit for anything at all other than an incredibly inefficient message board and a set of interlocking crypto scams

e2: I didn’t link it initially, but the orange site thread where I found this has heated up significantly since then

 

I added rammy to the instance blocklist because it's apparently unmoderated and has been invaded by anime nazis

 

I defederated us from two lemmy instances:

  • exploding-heads: transphobia
  • basedcount: finally I get to ban most of r/PoliticalCompassMemes in one go
 

we suffered some extremely unexpected downtime while I deployed a trivial change (a reverse proxy from http://awful.systems/archives to http://these.awful.systems/archives) to prod

the downtime was unrelated to the deployment change; instead, it seems like lemmy-ui started crashing because it couldn't render the app icons it uses when saved as a home screen app on mobile. it uses a fairly heavy dependency to do this, and has no error handling in case the source icon data is corrupt, which causes it to crash on every request (resulting in a 503 Service Unavailable error for everyone who tried to access awful.systems during this outage)

since I don't know how that corruption occurred or why it was persistent (the app icon data should be fully static as part of the Nix store as far as I know), so until I can dig in I've disabled generating app icons for our instance. since it seems like we're the first ones to hit this bug, I'll do my best to keep the patch upstreamable so other lemmy instances can benefit from the fix

 

the r/SneerClub archives are finally online! this is an early v1 which contains 1,940 posts grabbed from the Reddit UI using Bulk Downloader for Reddit. this encompasses both the 1000 most recent posts on r/SneerClub as well as a set of popular historical posts

as a v1, you'll notice a lot of jank. known issues are:

  • this won't work at all on mobile because my css is garbage. it might not even work on anyone else's screen; good luck!
  • as mentioned above, only 1,940 posts are in this release. there's a full historical archive of r/SneerClub sourced from pushshift at the archive data git repo (or clone git://these.awful.systems/sneer-archive-data.git); the remaining work here is to merge the BDFR and pushshift data into the same JSON format so the archives can pull in everything
  • markdown is only rendered for posts and first-level comments; everything else just gets the raw markdown. I couldn't figure out how to make miller recursively parse JSON, so I might have to write some javascript for this
  • likewise, comments display a unix epoch instead of a rendered time
  • searching happens locally in your browser, but only post titles and authors are indexed to keep download sizes small
  • speaking of, there's a much larger r/SneerClub archive that includes the media files BDFR grabbed while archiving. it's a bit unmanageable to actually use directly, but is available for archival purposes (and could be included as part of the hosted archive if there's demand for it)

if you'd like the source code for the r/SneerClub archive static site, it lives here (or clone git://these.awful.systems/sneer-archive-site.git)

 

hey let’s see what the people who killed and buried hacker culture think should go in the jargon file!

If the spirit of the original Jargon file was to be a living document, alas, it failed to keep with the times.

Hackers at large have moved away from Lisp despite Paul Graham and other evangelists […]

Hackers also have moved away from academia at large, and 9-5 jobs at tech behemoths are more natural habitats for them, which also shaped the lingo. I mean, there’s a whole layer of slang usually pertinent to outsourcing agencies and to cubicle farms.

I can’t wait for the corporate-approved jargon file, with any hint of anti-capitalism replaced with fun words and quotes from billionaires to share as the soul leaves my body

So in order for the document to evolve, we need a system to determine consensus. Everyone who cares runs a program on their computer that joins the network and registers their intent. With each proposed change, a query goes out to the network, and it's up to everyone on the network to say yea or nay to the proposal. With enough "yea"s, the document is updated.

...this is starting to sound like a blockchain, isn't it.

for the absolute sake of fuck. coming soon: HackerDAO! collect 10xer tokens and finally prove to the junior devs why corporate gives you so many points to crunch on! vote on fun new jargon, but only if it’s crypto-related! surely you’re hacker enough to be on the pump side of this pump and dump!

 

see this lemmy-ansible github issue for the fix; basically, our web server now knows how to handle activitypub traffic in a more conforming way

to interact with us from mastodon:

  • find the community you want to subscribe to here. note its real name -- that's the name in the sidebar after the !
  • search for @communityname@awful.systems in mastodon
  • follow that user and enjoy our posts over there! replying and boosting should work ok, no guarantees for anything else

as for interacting with mastodon from here, I think you can paste mastodon URLs into our search and it'll maybe work? someone try that

 

the API is called Web Environment Integrity, and it’s a way to kill ad blockers first and a Google ecosystem lock-in mechanism second, with no other practical use case I can find

 

big update, awful.systems is now a federated lemmy instance. let me know if anything looks broken! here's what to expect:

  • to pull up an awful.systems community on another instance, just paste that community's URL into the other instance's search bar
  • federation with other lemmy instances should work, and probably kbin too? there's no way I can find to pull in pre-federation posts on remote instances though, so send your friends here to read the backlogs
  • we can't federate with most of mastodon right now because lemmy doesn't implement authorized_fetch, which is a best practice setting for mastodon instances. if your instance doesn't use it, try entering something like @sneerclub@awful.systems into your mastodon search; lemmy communities are represented to mastodon as users
  • this is pretty much an experimental thing so if we have to turn it off, I'll send out another post
  • reply to this post with ideas for moderation tools and instances you'd like to see blocked (and a reason why) and we'll take action on anything that sounds like a good idea

federation was made possible by

  • lemmy's devs skipping their release process and not telling anyone 0.18.2 was released on friday? so we're on 0.18.2 now
  • updating all of the deployment cluster's flake inputs just in case
  • @dgerard@awful.systems shouting yolo
 

I was gonna do this quietly since I was doing it mostly for security fixes, but now I guess I gotta announce that I deployed lemmy 0.18.1 to the awful.systems cluster. changes include

  • sweet christ did this UI get smaller and uglier? whose idea was this.
  • we have more theme options! most of them are terrible. there is a vaporwave theme I kinda like in a geocities way. if you come here and it looks like geocities I switched to that one
  • they fixed like 3 out of the 4 webdev 101 security holes they left in the code
  • there's some small new UI features?
  • sometimes they just make changes for no reason
  • let me know if anything looks broken
 

I rolled out some minor but important updates to the deployment cluster just now:

  • email notifications are now enabled in production. let me know if this tanks performance. also we’re on a fairly limited email plan so I’ll post an update if we exceed its limits (which’ll break notifications again)
  • we now have a staging deployment and a development deployment, which let me make these changes without taking production down
  • lemmy-ui in production is now running in production mode, which should improve performance slightly
  • late update: awful.systems now reports a correct lemmy backend version, so lemmy mobile apps should work. I confirmed that mlem on ios works, but let me know if jerboa or anything else is broken
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