Person drives up and starts bitching at this guy.
His response?
"I have no words." [Throws his hands up]
riskable
joined 2 years ago
But plants are heartless!
Yes. My AHEK-95 is everything I've ever wanted in a keyboard.
- Analog Hall Effect (95 keys)
- Customizable force curves
- Waterproof/washable in the sink
- Smooth-as-silk 3D printed switches that cost $0.04/each
- Entire top plate is hot swappable
- The brightest RGB LED keyboard ever made with incredible lighting effects (it can play bank videos!)
- 8 knob-selectible layouts
- Buzzer for being loud when I want it to be because why not
- Infrared sensor so I can sit back and control my media from far away
- Custom, 3D printed keycaps with awesome (and hilarious) legends
- Oreo cookie holder: https://imgur.com/a/wtzsVSR
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Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.
If you mow your lawn with an electric lawn mower that's charged via solar panels, your lawn is a carbon sink (assuming you water it via some renewable means).
Everything that exists is natural. That's why the supernatural doesn't exist.
I'm confused. I thought they didn't want the brown people to be more fit than law enforcement?
Makes sense to me: The entire service was designed from the start to only attract suckers. It's the ultimate sucker user base.
"See this squirrel? It's an absolute unit."
As long as they don't have the metabolism of a shrew. We don't need cow-sized, carnivorous squirrels any time soon!
Without memes? 😭
That's faster than my rate of consumption! This means I don't have to worry about others getting some too!
Fantastic!