riskable

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 144 points 5 months ago (26 children)

Linux users: "See what we mean?"

Windows users: "La la la! I can't hear you! Losing my data is clearly better than having to learn something new!"

[–] riskable@programming.dev 41 points 5 months ago (4 children)

It's not like they have mobile phones and could just look up what plasticine is!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Griffith warned of the precautionary measures hikers should take when outdoors and in proximity to poisonous animals.

Don't eat them? What more do you need to know?

[–] riskable@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

You only think that rock has no agency but the truth is that it—long ago—decided that it would be relocated by you, because it figured that was long enough in that location.

When we invented silicon transistors, did we really teach the rocks to think or were they thinking—at the quantum level—all along? 🤔

If everything is predestined—based on how an explosive event occurred a long, long time ago, then maybe our existence is like skipping a rock on a pond and seeing how many little hops it gets before it falls in.

Was that rock thrown or was it just another repetition of an infinite loop that has no beginning and no end?

Doesn't matter. Have some fun while we're on the back of this rock that's progressively using biological chemical reactions to convert itself into lots more fun little thinking rocks.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago

Nothing stopping you from chopping stuff on it right now!

Get to work, chop chop!

I mean, I wouldn't want to cut food on it but anything else is fair game 👍

[–] riskable@programming.dev 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

getting older is better than the alternative.

There's an alternative‽

Nobody tells me anything!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

Because that would be a cattasrophe!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

Donut transform the soccer ball!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

To be fair, Wyoming will finally be good for something 🤷

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

Crank that knob up to 11: Using multiple computers simultaneously to manage all your shit—with some having special hardware dedicated to the task!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You only use four virtual desktops‽

😬

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