
Context! This is in reference to the sandwich making mechanic on Pokemon Scarlet and Violet. The sandwiches you make there give certain buffs based on the ingredients, so sometimes it is viable to just stack 25 Tofu on the bread and call it a day lol
Yess, Strange Aeons is hosting it in either Vancouver or Toronto! (I don't remember which)
Feng Shui is unironically the best conversation starter when someone invites you over for the first time though. Tell them how fucked their money corner looks as an ice breaker
sexy (?)
I'm sorry.
The first time I saw a Drag Queen was while hanging out in a gay bar in Amsterdam (obviously stoned).
She was so tall and all I remember was looking up and this complete feeling of reverence, like walking into a church and looking up at very beautifully crafted artwork on the high ceilings. Absolutely amazing.

Yeah, Parkside is Lidl's in-store "Building goods" brand, it's very recognizable by their green-red color scheme. I can imagine people at least ironically like it enough to get branded stuff.
"Fan edition" just means that it has the Parkside Logo across the side. Which for a folding rule is pretty mild. I'm way more concerned about the guy who's next to the rule in the current store magazine, he's sporting the full Parkside Shirt/Shorts combo: