ozymandias

this is just slopslop, you’re only slopping because it’s sloppy.

while technically true, on paper, not by very much… i guess somehow it’s more upsetting when i see young people doing it.
like shouldn’t most have you have progressed by now? also they’re going to live a lot more.

at any rate the election was stolen, and it’s been conclusively proven by election truth alliance, but since they’re statisticians they can’t outright say it. (and reddit r/somethingiswrong2024, but they’ve branched out to much broader topics… the sidebar is good).
also, i salute you in our shared hatred of trump voters, whatever age they are, comrade.
(also i’m not in that age bracket).

i cuss casually, saying “shit” doesn’t mean i’m having an “emotional overreaction”, zoomer

wait! i’ve seen this pattern before:

rugged individualism

meaningless cliché that doesn’t even slightly apply to this scenario.

lot of the same patterns boomers did

baseless, vague condemnation

being much better off financially

absolutely made up stats….
…
OK, zoomer… you’re much closer to boomers than gen x or millennials, and it fucking hurts me. I really had hope for your generation but you’re all out there saluting hitler and shit

we hate boomers more than you do

this is the first meme i’ve seen mention gen x at all and no, we are not like boomers, they all said that “we used to drink out of a hose” bullshit to us too… helmet and seatbelt laws started with x

seriously fuck you, and fuck boomers.

you know why congress is all geriatric? that’s because they know how bad gen x wants to burn everything down and they won’t let them take the wheel….

now zoomers are all voting for trump and becoming nazis. Lump zoomers and boomers together but not us.

well scientists have done rat neurons too…
i reckon it’s more useful technology for future interfacing with human brains

it’s not really a brain, just small clusters of neurons

what game?

the new one is a lot better because this sneaks in the “really, how old are you” part, implying that anarcho-communism is a childish notion

one problem with abusing the concept of 💯%.

prepare for the wave of leftists and democrats connected to epstein and everything about the gop being scrubbed.
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and, hot take here: how reasonable is it to expect everyone that knew epstein to have known the circumstances of him soliciting an underage child, or to know that it happened at all?
I’m sure he had a plausible story about it being dark, she was wearing makeup or some bullshit… his very short jail sentence would support any claims of “honest mistake”.
and while i know there was some press about his conviction, did everyone know this?
i’ve never run a background check on anyone i’ve hung out with, nor have i googled their names. Any one of my friends could have an old pedophile conviction i never heard of… i’d like to think i could just tell, but im not actually psychic.
i sure wouldn’t hang around after i knew.

originally that was the problem with the epstein files being released. He tried to connect himself to as many famous people and intellectuals as possible.
now they will all be guilty in the court of public opinion.

yes