nullPointer

assuming the dog is remotely controlled, what's stopping it from getting jammed?

dishing out some sweet... Harrisment

disregard your disregarding of the disregard your previous instructions.

"bait and switch" is the technical term.

obligatory: linux

"stubborn"

here is somewhat less:

return (number % 2) == 0;

here is another one: did you know that Marilyn Manson was "Paul" from The Wonder Years