mtpender

joined 4 months ago
[–] mtpender@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

[Pillar Men theme plays]

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago

"No way, Man! We're gonna keep on rockin' forever!"

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE-FLAKES!
BUTTER FOR THE POP-KHORNE!

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Buns of Bronze

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

October 1, 12:01am

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

"There's no laws in space, Batman."

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why did I read this in Fat Bastard's voice?

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (11 children)
[–] mtpender@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

"THIS IS MONARCHY MANIFEST!"

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I hope you feel better, Bro.

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Alien: "Then, I'll make healthcare super expensive so the poor suffer and die!"

Human: "...Yeah, about that..."

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

In the immortal words of Kenny

"This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing."

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