mtpender

joined 2 years ago
[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

[Chuckles] "I'm in danger."

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No thanks, I prefer not starving to death in a gulag.

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

He's just a modern day Thomas Edison, the only thing he invented was a way to steal other people's credit.

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

"Remember, Grandfather Nurgle loves you."

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That is a sail...

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

GOP: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We take Jerusalem!

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In the grim darkness of the present day, there is only cold food and drink.

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

My grandfather has a fridge that has been in operation since the late 70's. (It's a leopard brand fridge, the company no longer exists)

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

[Sharpens guillotine with revolutionary intent]

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again."

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