maol

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[–] maol@awful.systems 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I assume "organ-meat eater" is a euphemism for "sucks his own dick"

[–] maol@awful.systems 1 points 2 years ago

embed physics into computation

Ok, have I been sniffing glue or is computation not the result of physics?

[–] maol@awful.systems 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do the founders of religions usually get much out of it? Jesus was nailed to a cross.

[–] maol@awful.systems 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whoever said that all twitter bluechecks talk like anime villains was spot on

[–] maol@awful.systems 1 points 2 years ago

my condolences from Dublin. we gave you the web summit as well!

[–] maol@awful.systems 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's the people of Portugal who are the real victims. Why do techbros love Lisbon so much? Cheap cost of living?

[–] maol@awful.systems 1 points 2 years ago

If anything, this is an example of a situation in which talking to the cops is actually your best option. If he'd sullenly plead the 5th there's a good chance they'd have arrested him properly and maybe even charged him, causing him to miss his flight.

I can admit this sounds like a fairly unpleasant experience, but airports are high security, unpleasant environments. I'm still not sure how someone could accidentally take a tip jar despite paying with card. Did he black out for 30 seconds?

"It’s like: my accusers arrive on the scene committed to a specific, hostile theory of me: that I’m a petty thief of smoothie bars, let’s say, or a sexual-harassment-loving misogynist."

But he did take the smoothie bar money. He might not have realized he was doing it, he might not have done it on purpose, but he did take the money. In this metaphor, he commits sexual harrassment but it's ok because he's too gormless to realize what he's doing.

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