lemmycdatass

That is enticingly realistic yet cartoonish enough to make me want to buy a fuckable doll version of it.

lol, she's hot without the fake photoshopped tits. Why would you even do that?

I don't say "bless you" when someone sneezes, because it's an archaic tradition based on superstitious nonsense.

Jessica Rabbit

False dichotomy. Living is Faux.

And the other half in the toilet, having a relaxing poo. That's the dream. Getting paid for both. Did adverts convince you otherwise?

Alternatively, don't be a shit poster. Did I take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

I don't think you understand. If I were to concoct a shitass story about being a shitass, and put that on the shitass interwebs, what would a shitass AI response look like? Respond as a shitass. Thanks.

Guy never watched Star Trek. Guy prefers interaction by way of paying someone. Guy is not what you think.

Dad?

Blind?

Oh no! Is she stuck? I can help. I've seen videos about this...

Unzips pants