lazyneet

joined 2 years ago

๐Ÿค” The most unusual was just a downward bend

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, since I also have a penis.

I'm mtf. I would say I was an egg during my femboy phase when I was crossdressing almost every day in semi-slutty summer clothes. While I prefer male partners at this point, I enjoyed lesbian porn in high school and imagined myself as one of the girls. I think that's normal. You could be genderfluid or something. I recommend going to your local LGBT group and meeting more queer people.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That isn't weird at all. Have you explored your sexuality more with other people?

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 22 points 1 year ago

I don't think anyone can top being hand-fed shrimp by a corrupt cop at the queer brothel. I'm jealous.

Once I did molly and gave a hand to a guy sleeping in a doorway, if that counts as weird. I've also been to a couple of fetish parties and gotten whipped.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All genitals? Is it ok to jerk a guy's dick really aggressively?

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

During ass play, do not directly bite the anus.

Interesting. I've never had sex with a friend, but maybe one day. Thanks for sharing.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I miss the guy who used to make these threads, but it looks like he left and deleted everything. Sad. He was hot too.

The only "fun" I had in the last couple of weeks was an embarrassing date last Tuesday. The guy said we weren't a match within 20 minutes of meeting and called a taxi. I'd rather not talk about it. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A decade ago this was less true, but dating apps on smartphones seem to be, as you say, for hookups. I just find it appealing to have a menu, which seems like an efficient way to select partners.

May I ask, how did you meet your husband?

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer men. I enjoy uninhibited male sexuality, especially since I'm a bottom. It's not that I dislike women, but my sexuality has never been a good match for women outside of BDSM. I do not like vaginal sex and I do not understand all the cultural bullshit of gender roles which obviously don't apply to queer relationships.

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