lazyneet

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[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm comfortable at 4.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

How does one even get a body like that?

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

Getting in line for the leg squeeze

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

I don't know where that ass comes from but you're a fucking princess ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Very horny. I keep imagining a certain grad student is going to plow me in the break room. I've got a date with a long-term partner tomorrow so idk why I'm so impatient. If I'm not getting fucked at least twice daily, something feels missing.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Welcome to the club. I'm in America so obviously my experience is a bit different and there are gaps in my cultural knowledge.

  1. I don't know. Generally any LGBTQ group should suit you, and if there is a gay bar I highly recommend going. Gay/trans/queer/whatever people are all sort of part of the same community, and I guess people assume that something both NB-specific and local might not draw as large of a group, but I could be completely wrong.

  2. I don't know much about this either, except anecdotally about shorter haircuts becoming popular among American women around that time, coincident with the rise of high culture in New York and other major cities, as well as some progress in feminist movements. I imagine queer people were still closeted though.

  3. I have a waist that's anywhere from 26" to 31", equivalent to a small or medium (depending on country of origin, brand, gender, and stretch. Read the reviews.) Skirts from China tend to run small, and you should also consider that your hips are a different size from your waist. You can wear a skirt at any vertical position, but also consider that your hips might block it from going all the way up if the zipper is too small and there is no elastic.

A year ago I spent a couple hours shopping for the perfect stripper-style microskirt in my size, and while it fits perfectly, when I wear it I look like the "problem" that far-right characters are trying to "solve". Miniskirts are acceptable for most people, microskirts are better for especially hot wearers or select settings. I've never been a fan of dresses, but a former AMAB partner with a similar body to what you describe ordered one that fit them perfectly. I believe they used a tape measure at different positions to get a precise size.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I can't top that

but some of us would like to ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago

A few times. I dated a cis woman 10 years ago who introduced me to a male partner who fucked me as I ate her. More recently I dated a cis-ish man and a fellow transfem, and we had some 3-ways but while the bf liked to plow me, the girl wasn't trying to fuck my throat or anything, and now that I'm broken up with the bf I've agreed to fill a more masc role for her. While the first experience was my official gay awakening, the more recent spitroasting was just a nice activity.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 8 points 8 months ago

I've never been able to actually feel the cum inside me when it happens, so I suppose cumming outside can make it more interesting. A load to the face is the best place from my perspective.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've had this. It was awesome for a short time. I was dating a guy and a fellow transfem. The guy and I were quite close and we dated as a group as much as I could convince them before the whole thing fell apart. The guy was the only real top among us, so he'd fuck me and her. We did a lot of other things. I ate a lot of cum. Honestly though, these memories are fresh enough that I look on them with longing rather than nostalgia.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

For me it's always anal. Getting a finger in there with his dick might be interesting.

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