krooklochurm

joined 2 months ago
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

You can melt down jewels now?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Pro: A penis larger than most people

Neither pro nor con: the penis retracts inside of one orifice that you also shit out of.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

I never did raid content and got sick of it when I hit the level cap on the burning crusade.

I look back on my time playing wow very fondly because the Skinner box endgame ship never appealed to me at all. It was fun and social and when I got sick of it I moved on.

Very happy about my time spent playing wow.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago

Nvidronfor is like hermbodrinfer

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Pregnant, not pregnant, old, young, born, unborn, man, woman, reverse centaur, drew barrymore doesn't give a shit. If it breathes and walks on two legs she'll eat it live on the internet.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

She eats people live on the internet.

She doesn't cook them first or anything. She just devours them while they cry. I watched her eat half of a school bus full of retirees she found by the side of the road once. She fell asleep before she could finish because she'd eaten too much.

I'm not sure why she gets a pass on this, or why so many people tune in to watch drew barrymore just straight up eating people. I'd put a stop to it if I could, honestly, but I think the ad revenue she brings in from the various sponsors that pay money to advertise on the "drew barrymore literally just eats people" stream makes her untouchable.

Plus you'd have to be bat shit crazy to go against big hot sauce.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago

THAT LESBIAN HAS A YEAST INFECTION

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

That's fucking awful.

Not that it helps a damn thing but you have my condolences for whatever that's worth. Hope you're doing alright.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago

Much better than waking up naked next to it. Not that I'd know what that's like. Nope.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

⬆️ ⬆️ ⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️BABA Start holy fucking shit I can see time. It's the colour three.

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