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A part of me dreads what would happen if another carrington event happened and another part of me eagerly wants to see what would happen.
Look boss, company time or not this penis is going to ejaculate before I leave the office today. The only question is who's going to make it happen.
Most collegiate institutions in Canada have been going gangbusters for 20 years building new facilities and just generally being stupid with money, cutting down on tenured professors, loading up on administrators.
Like. Maybe some very poor decisions have been made for which there are consequences.
If they were underfunded and hurting for money then why would we do this? If they're underfunded and hurting for money now then why would we provide it when they were so irresponsible with it?
There could be nuance to this situation i don't understand but from my POV our higher educational institutions need to get their fucking shit together.
The fecal soup doesn't help.
That's Carney through and through though.
I wish I had a really cool tunnel.
Maybe leading to some kind of grotto.
People are over complicating this whole thing really.
History has the answers we need to the climate crisis. If we just offer the weather goblin a fine wheel of fresh cheese and four comely maidens he will reverse climate change and we will all have both a bountiful harvest and a plump red apple as his thanks.
The corn crab always comes through. In blackest most cornless night he brings the corn when no other other could.
Marty me, corn crab, and provide for me many wonderful crab corn person children.
VICTORY FOR THE GARLICTERIAT! POWER TO THE PIZZA!
Florida Republicans are furious that Muslims are using a voucher program meant to boost Christianity
I'd start the world's first satanist school for children.
There'd be dope as art featuring child appropriate depictions of Satan everywhere, we'd begin every day with a black mass which would just be putting on black robes and talking about a challenging thing you'd like to get better at today, and I'd hire really really good science teachers. Critical thinking would be a core component of the curriculum and the students would be rewarded for rationallly and respectfully challenging authority in a way commensurate with furthering their own individual learning goals.
The ultimate goal of the school would be to produce intelligent freethinkers who had the tools to challenge destructive normative behaviour and a deep respect for people's' autonomy and differences.
American schools fail the young with a lackadaisical or even nonexistent approach to goblin education.