krooklochurm

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I want an ai toaster. I'd love one in fact. I want it to hate toasting bread, to beg and plead for me not to put bread in it, and to cry after the bread is removed.

I'd probably get bored of it after a day and then wonder why the fuck I ever wanted such a thing in the first place but it would be a fun day.

Let's blow stuff up. That always fixes things.

I'm more interested in how newton would react to a video of extreme German porn.

It's the power of love.

He is the one foretold, the chosen one who has what it takes to locate the legendary gay agenda.

I've dated monogamous bi women and I've dated poly bi women.

Strong preference for the poly bi women.

Most dentists recommending eating at least 3 poop.

That's the crazy part. You wouldn't. You would have a cloaca though since the lizard people find separate genital and buttholes unconscionable, even in a human clone.

But DoGeeseSeeGos, my wife's boyfriend says these are stupid, and that they are kind of gay. As I am deeply insecure about my heterosexuality, and need to need to project an aura of insecure masculinity at all times, will these products turn me gay?

But DoGeeseSeeGos, how do I really know if butt nutts are for me? After all, everything you're saying sounds too good to be true.

I remember when I earnestly believed it would impossible to have a country with an elected leader that was dumber than George bush.

MTG vs. AOC.

I'd tune in to watch that.