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@V0ldek

Does anyone sell a case with a built-in USB DAC and 3.5mm jack?

@corbin

He may not be directly managing his clients' money, but he is probably advising them on how to invest. Badly.

@Soyweiser

My 2022 iPhone SE has the “neural engine" core. But isn't supported for Apple Intelligence.

And that’s a phone and OS and CPU produced by the same company.

The odds of anything making use of the AI features of an Intel AI PC are… slim. Let alone making use of the AI features of the CPU to make the added cost worthwhile.

@swlabr @techtakes

Teach your children to envy the dead

@dgerard @techtakes

This jerk had better have a second site with an AI that sits for job interviews in place of a human job seeker.

@gerikson @techtakes

Babby-edit.com: Give us your embryos for an upgrade. (Customers receive an Elon embryo regardless of what they want.)

@swlabr

Ah okay. I thought one might be Yglesias and who knows where his politics truly are.

@swlabr

Are they all truly “Dem pundits”? Or just assumed to be/claim to be?

@dgerard @techtakes

It is a kind of fuck machine.

@skillissuer

I’m fairly sure that a 50 gallon drum of lye at room temperature will take care of a body in a week or two. Not really suited to volume "production”, which is what water cremation businesses need.

@sailor_sega_saturn

He made a fancy coatrack.

@sc_griffith

They made $45 billion in revenue in 2023 ($1.3 billion net), so I'm sure that is a factor.

If you owned $219,000 in stock and grossed $45,000 a year, and had $31,000 in cash, could you borrow $16,000?