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[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 2 weeks ago

ok, cool. when does he start selling off all the super limited-edition anime waifu merch? asking for a friend

[–] istewart@awful.systems 7 points 2 weeks ago

‘Genetic engineering to merge with machines’ is both a stream of words with negative meaning

Iron-compatible osteoblasts that build bio-steel! Synapses with silicon, no, make that graphene neurotransmitter filters in the gap! C'mon, Sam, hire me and we can technobabble so much harder than this!

I must insist on cash payment, though. No stock options. And I prefer to be paid weekly.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 2 weeks ago

Occasionally I feel that Altman may be plugged into something that’s even dumber and more under the radar than vanilla rationalism.

I think he exists in the tension between rationalism/transhumanism and what he can get away with selling to the public, and that necessarily means his schtick appears dumber and more incoherent. He's essentially got two major groups he's trying to manipulate simultaneously; true believers and those who have yet to be persuaded. As he runs out of hype on the public-facing side, it's suddenly a desperate scramble to keep the true believers that make up the bulk of his workforce on board. Hence his pivot to marketing his latest and by far most important product: publicly traded shares in OpenAI.

Apropos of nothing, L. Ron Hubbard died in a dingy trailer in Creston. Ever been to Creston? It's a long ways from Hollywood.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 4 points 2 weeks ago

you know, if those ASML folks in dutchland weren't quite so busy what with their EUV lasers and all that, we might not be in quite this same pickle right now,

[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Broke: Wyoming gold mine

Woke: Wyoming bison ranch

Bespoke: Wyoming AI lab

[–] istewart@awful.systems 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All 3 of the major Japanese manufacturers (Casio, Seiko, Citizen) have solar-powered radio sync models, but so far Casio is the best in my experience, and has the widest range of models. The Casios tend to have an auto-DST setting that relies on an internal calendar as well as the time signal. I have a chonky Seiko solar-atomic pilot's watch (with rotary slide-rule bezel!), but it doesn't have auto-DST so I have to bounce it back and forth between time zones. And it also doesn't seem to be as adept at receiving the WWVB signal as my Casios; it needs to be next to a window, while the Casios don't seem to care as long as there's not too much building mass to the east. I haven't had a chance to try a Citizen yet, but they now have solar-atomic moon-phase watches, which is tempting.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 4 points 3 weeks ago

I hope Yud doesn't mind if I borrow Mr. Assi for my upcoming epic crossover fic, "Naruto and Batman Stop the Poo-Pocalypse"

Wait a minute, what do you mean, it's not supposed to be that kind of ass?

[–] istewart@awful.systems 8 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Impending availability of fully-functional Casio ring watches:

https://newatlas.com/wearables/casio-g-shock-nano-watch-ring/

[–] istewart@awful.systems 13 points 3 weeks ago

The man just can't get a normal hobby. We tried Labubus, but he just sat there sweating all over everything and ranting about how it's the inevitable scapegoat for the collapse of Western aesthetic sensibilities

[–] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 3 weeks ago

All humanity has to do is scale up those Chinese battery-pack ejection systems for EVs that have been making the rounds lately, bing bong so simple

[–] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Omarchy apparently doesn't include Ruby or Rails by default

[–] istewart@awful.systems 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lightly concealing his identity behind a generated anime avatar may be the wisest thing that kid ever did

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