I like how trumps entire negotiating strategy is “this will work great if everyone just blindly follows exactly what I say”
Hey Hungary, close your borders to China and you can have access to all the wonderful things America makes. Do you need sports betting apps? We got a shit ton of those. How about cash for gold strip malls? Would you like some insanely expensive private health care that delivers average results?
Waiting for the announcement from the White House that they just saved 2.5 billion Americans from dying.
Every person in this nation now owes 10 life debts to dear leader.